TWO LANGI guys
(from: Lango Sub-Region) freshly arrived in the UK. They had gone to
visit some English girls and they were served with tea and biscuits. One guy did not
know how to use tea bags & wanted to open the bag.
His friend on realizing what was about to happen quickly offered to say a prayer:
"Lord Jesus
we thank you for this tea
"OLE PE IYAB GINO
KITO...........BOL KA I YI KOPI NI KITO........"
(My friend don't open it like that....dip it in the cup just the way it is..)
through Christ our Lord"
(My friend don't open it like that....dip it in the cup just the way it is..)
through Christ our Lord"
And the girls
said AMEN.
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*Menstruation Testimony!*
During church service, this 16-year old pastor's daughter
stood up and said "praise the Lord!" everybody shouted with joy,
"Hallelujah".
She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been
experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies
and prayers with Brother Godwin in his house, my monthly periods have stopped
for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I'm
even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the
small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord".
The whole church was silent!
Brother Godwin fainted and what do you think happened to
the rest of the members in the church? Any way enjoy this laughter with your
closest friend to open happiness
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